Jokes and real stories
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For some reason, everyone but Lenore got the wrong answer on the physics test. "Tell me," the professor asked her after returning the papers, "how did you know that heat causes objects to expand, and cold causes them to shrink?" "Because I'm no dope," she said. "In summer days are longer. And in the winter, when it is cold, they're shorter." |
| Once students of a Community College got the task to solve the equation
sin x = cos x At first they cancelled x, then they cancelled "s". The result was in = co
I cannot figure out, am I supposed to memorize or think myself?  Russian Vodka "For three" demonstrating Pascal Law |
